Joke

Q: How many G8 leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: All of them, except the Americans refuse to admit it is dark.

and two I made up...

Q: Why did the OECD, the World Bank and the IMF cross the road?

A: To privatise the chicken


Q: Why did the US corporation cross the road?

A: To sell the privatised chicken to the people who used to own the road.